What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:07

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Did you become a cuckold for your wife?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice